How to Play

Every week, Producers pre-announce the panel of Terminally Online in the Discord. Once the week is open, you get 10 points to spend betting on who you think will be the most online.

Allocate those 10 points however you like across the panel, with a cap of 8 points on any single panelist. You can put 0 on someone you’re fading. Your points must add up to exactly 10.

Once the episode airs (and I listen to it), I manually score what grade each panelist received. Your score for each panelist is the points you gave them multiplied by their grade.

The regular season follows the NFL season, and runs from September 7th and ends January 10th. We crown a winner every week (highest score), and we track your cumulative total all season on the live leaderboard.

Playoff schedule: Wildcard Round: January 16th
Divisional Round: January 23rd
Conference Round: January 30th
BYE WEEK: February 6th
Super TO-Bowl: February 13th

After the regular season, the top 16 players make a single-elimination, head-to-head playoff bracket:

• Seeds 1–12: the twelve highest cumulative scorers.
• Seeds 13–16 (wildcards): the four players with the most weekly wins who aren’t already in the top 12. Ties go to the higher season total.

Each round is one week, so the playoffs run four weeks: Wildcard, Divisional, Conference, and the Super TO-Bowl. The higher score advances (ties go to the higher seed). Win it all and you’re the TO-Ball Champion.

the winner gets a real trophy shipped to them for eternal bragging rights.

• Don’t tag the panelists about Fantasy TO-Ball.
• One account per person. Make your username match your Discord name so it's easy to know who's who.
• I might tweak the rules mid-season if there are balance issues.